Throwing caution to the wind, Tom orders Burger King’s new Inversion Burger

Facing withering criticism from Barack O’TomA for aiding corporate deserters and being economically unpatriotic, Tom walked in to his local Burger King and ordered an inversion burger with a side of Tim Horton’s coffee and donuts to celebrate the King’ take over of Tim Horton.

But just before Tom could take a bit, word came that noted O’TomA tax increase apologist  Warren Buffett has invested heavily in the Burger King Tax Inversion/Tax Avoidance strategy.

“I love Warren Buffett and his money” gushed Tom.

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A courageous and lonely Tom comes to the defense of Sofia Vergara’s Emmy bit

With withering criticism coming from Vergara Haters like Katie Couric (did she have a Talk show? News show?), a courageous and principled Tom has stepped up to defend Sofia Vergara’s rotations at this year’s Emmys.

Tom said that he “admires Sofia for showing all sides of the issue”.

 

Tom wondered “Do I have another Ice Bucket challenge left?”

 

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Nicki Minaj and Tom experience wardrobe malfunctions at VMAs

After the VMAs Nicki Minaj and Tom were heard to say “Don’t you just hate it when you have a wardrobe malfunction.  You have to answer so many questions from the Entertainment Press”.

Nicki handled her malfunction with ease and grace while Tom had a near meltdown.  As you know due to his hideous looks, Tom has taken to wearing a hockey goalie mask with a painter head of Justin Bieber.  When Tom’s mask slipped, it revealed that Tom actually looks like Rob Kardashian and Bruce Jenner.

Investigative Reporters from Entertainment TomVille (ET) and TomVille Tonight will pursue this story as long as the ratings are high and/or a sexier story comes up..

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”.

John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He also opined that Kim tom may have been referring to former Secretary of State Hillary Rodman Clinton.

   

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Tom issues Ice Bucket Challenge to Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden and Inez Cudna

Tom survived his Ice bucket Challenge when one of TomVille’s lovelies poured a bourbon on the rocks over his head at the TomVille Tavern.

Then in a most charitable moment, Tom issued the Ice Bucket Challenge to Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden and Inez Cudna.

Tom missed that this could be the greatest thing since the invention of the wet t-shirt contest.

    

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Tom awaits an important message

Blog activity has come to a grinding halt as Tom awaits an important message.  And it is not from Courtney Stodden, Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan.

   

Tune in to Entertainment  TomVille (ET) for more details

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Tom eyes Courtney Stodden’s acting chops

TomVille Studio Executive Tom has discovered the acting chops of Courtney Stodden.  Demonstrating her skills since the tender age of 16, Courtney impresses in her star turns in Celebrity Big Brother and Love Addict,  Courtney has moved from the D (double) List to America’s newest sweetheart.

Tom is asking Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan to stand aside so the PR Department can roll out a proper campaign.  The straight to Internet Streaming features are unlimited.

   

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Tom offers deep discounts on Iraq vacation packages

Who hasn’t dreamed of a romantic riverboat cruise down the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.  Then, you will meet up for an air-conditioned motorcoach ride to enjoy the sights and sounds of Erbil, Baghdad, Fallujah, Mosul, Najaf, Kirkuk, Ramadi and Saddam’s hometown of Takrit.

Hosting your tour and providing hilarious comments is none other than Nouri Kamil Mohammed Hasan al-Maliki.

We have had a lot of questions about dining options,  Tom is pleased to announce that he has arranged for US planes to supply his guests with gourmet food and water when they meet up on the top of Mount Sinjar.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.  Operators are standing by.  Don’t hesitate, it is a caliphate.

 

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Tom asks after being rejected by The View and The Talk: Is there a War on Men?

Tom was crushed when he took his skills to The Talk and The View and was rejected as a co-host.    Is there a War on Men?  Is the war over and Tom lost?

But is such compelling TV so who cares.

 

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Barack to Iraq: I’m Back

Reassuring an anxious nation, Barack O’TomA guaranteed that his boots would not be on the ground when the USA returns to Iraq for a little bombing.

Tom quickly saluted his commander-in-chief and took a seat.

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