Pepsi’s Domestic Violence Policy

The CEO of Pepsi took the required shot to the head at the NFL over its Domestic Violence policy.  I did a search for Pepsi’s policy and came up dry.  Can anybody help me find their policy?

Do they suspend a worker immediately when charges are filed.  Is the suspension with or without pay.  If the worker is found guilty how long is their work suspension?  If jail time is involved can the worker take a leave of absence?

Are a higher or ;ower percentage of Pepsi’s workers involved n domestic violence compared to the NFL.

Nobody condones domestic violence, but is there a flag for piling on?

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Anheuser-Busch concerned about NFL’s handling of domestic violence…What are they drinking?

Mega advertiser Anheuser-Busch (Bud, Bud Light, Michelob etc.) is suddenly concerned about recent incidents of domestic violence by NFL players. Did the A-B folks just discover after years of sponsorship that most of domestic violence comes from the 1,696 players is the league?    What about the estimated 960,000 domestic violence incidents each year?  Were any of these domestic violence incidents fueled by beer? What are these A-B guys drinking?  Miller, Pabst, Coors?

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Barack to call for more “boots on the ground”

On October 9, 2014 Gwyneth Paltrow will host an historic 20th fundraiser dinner and celebration of income inequality in the Los Angeles area.

At this $32,500/plate dinner (second dinner free if order two drinks), Barack O’TomA is expected to call for more boots on the ground.  Barack will say he loves boots on the ground be they Manolos, Guccis, or Louboutins and they are willing to write big checks..

Can we get a selfie here?

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Tom reacts to reports that Khloe Kardashian split with rapper French Montana because he was “too needy”

Tom has mixed emotions when he heard reports that Khloe Kardashian has “stepped back” from her relationship with rapper French Montana (who).  Reports are circulating that Khloe found French “too needy”.

It seems like only a couple of months ago that Khloe desperate for a baby reached out to prolific BabyDaddy Tom  to satisfy her desire for a baby.

Tom is privately telling sources that he is willing to entertain Khloe on the long rebound subject to the approval of Bruce Jenner.

A Team of  Investigative Reporters from Entertainment TomVille (ET) are following this story.  They want to ask Tom how he keeps his skin so soft.  From Khloe, they want her to definitively compare her booty to sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian.

In the Green Room, Tom was overheard to say “I’ll show your needy”.

 

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Kendall Jenner Poses Topless [PHOTO]

Wow, what is this crew thinking?

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Mitt Tomney for President

Fresh off of polls showing he would now whip Barack O’TomA if the 2012 Presidential race was held now, Mitt faced an adoring crowd of reporters for Entertainment TomVille (ET).

Mitt reiterated that if you had voted for him, you all would have jet skis rather than food stamps and nutritious school lunches.  This just shows he hasn’t lost his touch.

Mitt is tan and rested.

Please make campaign checks out to Tom.

 

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Tom declares New York Fashion Week a bust without Kim, Dennis and Moammar

With Co. Moammar Gadhafi moving on to the Catwalk in the Sky, Tom had high hopes that Kim Tom-un and Dennis Tomman would steal the New York Fashion Week show.  Never have we known a trio of men with such fashion sense.

Just try to imagine Tom’s disappointment when he found out that they weren’t in the line up.

   

“Well maybe not a complete bust” said Tom as he walked back his comments.

   

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Joan Rivers dies at 81

Let the honors and tributes roll in.  She deserves them. She opened a lot of doors and she was just plain funny.

Tom is sad.  It is a sad day in TomVille.

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Nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Ariana Grande and Tom leaked in massive hack

While the world was a Twitter with the news of nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and Ariana Grande as a result of a massive hacking attack, $Billions has been pouring in worldwide to encourage the removal of Tom’s nude pictures.  We must protect our women and children from these hideous images.

Contacted by reporters from Entertainment TomVille (ET), Michael Sam said “I don’t want that in my locker room”.  Tom confessed that like his hero Barack O’TomA, he is addicted to selfies.

  

BREAKING NEWS:  The FBI has launched an investigation.  A spokesperson said they would not satisfied until they have investigated every image.

 

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NBC News is in shock as star Investigative Reporter quits

Grossly underpaid at $600,000 per year, star Investigative Reporter Chelsea Clinton quit her job with NBC News.  NBC News executives were in total shock and unable to comment.

The people know that Chelsea’s reporting on “Rock Center with Brian Williams” wwas the glue that held the program together.

Contacted by Entertainment TomVille (ET), Tom lamented, “The internet is killing quality journalism”.

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