After a brutal 3 day Coronation event marked by Beyoncé accusing him of lip-synching the TomVille Anthem and others accusing him of lip-synching the Coronation Address that was actually delivered fresh off the teleprompter bitter rival Barack O’TomA, Tom was exhausted.
Sensing an opening, Tom the Terrible and his wing man Hosni Mubarak moved in for a bloody coup (Tom received a paper cut signing Royal Orders). Tom the Terrible got a running start with Hosni’s gurney and let it fly right at King Tom I’s knees. Tom couldn’t fight back as he had to file for SSI Disability right away, so the coup was complete.
Please pray for the citizens of TomVille that they can survive Tom the Terrible. Lock up your women.
Tom the Terrible is a lip-synching mince.
Many alter egoes, but no originality, Lip-synching is so perfect
Lock up your women? I thought dictators were queer things…..
I like to take it back Old School to greats like Attila the Hun and other who specialized in rape literally and figuratively.
You mean, “Kill all the women, rape all the men, and burn the village”?