Obama Takes Smooth Talker Award

Yesterday German Chancellor, World Surfing Champion, Presumptive Saddleback Church Pastor and Presumptive President Barack Obama proved that he is indeed the smooth talker in this campaign.  Under withering questioning from former Pastor Rick Warren, Obama in a heart warming and potentially risky maneuver threw Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas under the bus.  In addition to denouncing Thomas, Obama said that he will impeach Thomas this week for perjury for claiming to be black.  In addition, he plans to announce at Invesco Field in Denver during the Democratic National Convention that he will coach the Broncos and also replace Thomas on the court with former 1st Black President Bill Clinton.  Former Hillary Clinton supporters said they were pleased and that his action proves that Obama is a uniter not a divider.

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