The Donald releases Birth Certificate

Today, Donald Trump released a copy of his birth certificate. This countered rumors some have allegedly traced to International Community 4th Vice President Barack Obama that with his wild hair, Trump must be an Alien.

In the meantime, global warming and rising sea levels threaten birth certificate records in Hawaiian Hall of Records.

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14 Responses to The Donald releases Birth Certificate

  1. John Erickson says:

    Dude, if weird-looking hair were a criteria, they would’ve arrested Shatner and his cut-pile hairdo DECADES ago! 😀
    Besides, why do you think The Donald is cozying up to Rahm Emmanuel? He wants to connect with Blago, and find out from where Blago gets HIS whack-a-hairdo products. 😉

    • tom says:

      There never was such a problem with bad rugs before the Iranian revolution, Sincerely John Travolta

    • John Erickson says:

      Um … I may be a bit slow here (NO KIDDING!), but what does Vinny Barbarino have to do with bad rugs? (Other than his horrific haircut choices over the years!)

      • tom says:

        Hate to bust your hero worship, but Travolta is Sean connery before Sean Connery went Sean Conery. Now Sly on the other hand has the tangled mane from all the ‘roids he has dpne over the years.

      • John Erickson says:

        No hero worship here to worry about, at least not on Revolting’s behalf. Now, Mr. Connery, I’d pay to listen to him read the phone book! 🙂
        Just make sure it’s in English. Apparently they had PAGES of Russian dialogue for the former Mr. Bond in “Hunt For Red October”. He couldn’t get through his own Scottish accent, and fumbled so much, they cut it down to the few lines they DID film. And I’ve been told by Russians that his Russian sounds like he’s speaking through a mouthful of marbles and mashed potatoes! 😀

      • tom says:

        Thanks we have our new Spokesperson for Rambo/Rocky wear ion Russia. of course Mr. Putin gets the standard 99.2% cut.

      • John Erickson says:

        Now, now, Putin doesn’t take 99.2%. He takes half, and he lets Medvedev have half. What he doesn’t tell ANYONE is that they share a bank account that only Putin has withdrawal access to. 😉

      • tom says:

        Reviewing my notes on the poisening of Alexander Litvinenko in London, I can only say what ever small service fee taken by Mr. Putin are justified and for the good of the mother country. Hail Putin

      • tom says:

        So there were two lucky ones. You availed yourself of alternative programming (probably responsible for the rise of cable) and Gadhafi as it was on past his bed time.

        Like a good politician, I use all good ideas and suggestions and never give cridit. this is how I remain so brilliant in my own mind.

      • John Erickson says:

        Now, now, the great and all-knowing Mr. Putin has NEVER threatened, nor will he EVER, threaten anyone!
        He has lots of minions to do that for him! 😀

  2. John Erickson says:

    Um… I hate to point this out, but I think you mighta picked the wrong thread for your reply. Your “alternative programming” comment was SUPPOSED to be about the Colonel, and not the Donald, no? 🙂

    • tom says:

      Drat, i am so confused I am ready to make foreigh policy.

    • John Erickson says:

      Naw, you’re not confused enough yet. When you can figure out what the heck those chowderheads are doing in Congress, THEN you’ll be confused enough! 😉

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