Last night, International Community’s 9th Vice President Barack Obama answered every possible question about the Libyan invasion

Last night a grateful nation sat at the edge of their chairs watching the International Community’s 9th Vice President answer each and every possible question about the US involvement in Libya, destroy each and every false choice, and demolish all logical inconsistencies and political opposition.

He clearly articulated the name of the Libyan Rebels’ leadership. He provided precise estimates on the percentage of the Rebels who are Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, al-Qaeda etc. He traced exactly who is financing the Rebel war effort. He provided precise number of civilians killed by Qadhafi and the Rebels. He provided estimates on how many civilians will be saved and announced an accounting of such based on the successful “job saved” figures from the Stimulus. He convincingly detailed why this isn’t a civil war and why we had to intervene in Libya and not in Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Syria, Iran and Ivory Coast.

And then just when viewers didn’t think that they could absorb any more facts, he provided a history of NATO and who finances it and staffs it. He detailed the US influence in NATO.

But despite this over the top brilliant performance, the was one lone skeptic among 6 Billion world citizens who believed the mission is to get Gadhafi and his creative fashion ideas out of Libya and securely under the leadership of European Haute Couture Fashion Houses.

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5 Responses to Last night, International Community’s 9th Vice President Barack Obama answered every possible question about the Libyan invasion

  1. John Erickson says:

    Hey! That should be TWO skeptics. I want MY cut of the action for all the suggestions I gave you! :p
    Although, TECHNICALLY, you are correct in that only one skeptic was actually watching. I found something far more timely and mentally stimulating to watch instead.
    4 episodes of “Family Guy”, repeats all. Hey, ya gotta have your priorities! πŸ˜€

    • tom says:

      So there were two lucky ones. You availed yourself of alternative programming (probably responsible for the rise of cable) and Gadhafi as it was on past his bed time.

      Like a good politician, I use all good ideas and suggestions and never give cridit. this is how I remain so brilliant in my own mind.

      It is hard to het good help especially at the salary i pay.

    • John Erickson says:

      I can see your problems in getting help. You need to fire your spell checker! πŸ˜‰
      And trust me, you’re not brilliant in your own mind.
      Um…
      Er…
      I meant, you’re not JUST brilliant in your own mind! πŸ˜€

      • tom says:

        Yes, the Spellchecker. I have given him 3 verbal warnings, 2 written warnings, a 3 & 10 day suspension. But to no avail, he opted to continue until he can draw his pension.

      • John Erickson says:

        Drawing a pension? But counterfeiting is illegal! (Get it? DRAW?) πŸ˜‰
        What is he, union? Do we need to send Wisconsin’s governor out to dissolve his union? (Or to dissolve him, whichever is easier?) πŸ˜€

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