A top heavy Lindsay Lohan warms the hearts of America during her Tonight show appearance

Worried Lohan observers were gratified to see that Lindsay Lohan had survived her 5 hour jail ordeal in such fine shape. Her Tonight show appearance with Jay Leno was just what an anxious nation needed. Looking stunning in a Gadhafi inspired outfit, Lohan hit all the right notes. The highlight was her appearance in a court room skit where she stripped down to a black bra to prove she was all there.

It was obvious that she had accomplished what she said in her own words “I’ve learned how to love myself”.

America sees this as a lo

ng-awaited beginning of her road back to Best Actress Status.

Hand me a Kleenex please


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6 Responses to A top heavy Lindsay Lohan warms the hearts of America during her Tonight show appearance

  1. John Erickson says:

    So what’s the terminology? A boob with 2 more? 2 on the rack and nought in the cranium? 2 down with nothing up? πŸ˜€

    • tom says:

      Yes, but a little surgical enhancement will come in handy for the OJ moment when they ask Lindsay to put on the necklace and it won’t fit the Double Ds. When the necklace is swallowed up in the cleavage there will be no evidence of a crime.

    • John Erickson says:

      Let’s just pray she doesn’t have a Cochrane-esque lawyer, or the trial may have to be on Pay Per View. “If it’s obscured by the tit, you must acquit.” Scary! πŸ˜€

  2. diana1604 says:

    Hmmm…I do think you write too much about female celebs but nevertheless, this is for you

    • John Erickson says:

      Forgive us our chauvinism, Diana. I’m sure you’ve heard how obnoxious a couple of guys can get when they think no one is listening! πŸ™‚ It’s so infrequent when other readers post a reply, Tom and I get into bad habits thinking we’re the only two out here. Besides, as I told another lady blogger I frequent, we guys HAVE to take our Y chromosomes out for a walk once in a while, or we become intolerable to our families! πŸ˜€

    • tom says:

      Actually, I think I make light of male celebreties like Mommar etc. more than female celebrities. I just have this thing for Lindsey Lohan. she is so misunderstood.

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