Arnold “I’ll be Back”….Maria “Don’t Bother”

Returning to Brentwood after starring in “Governor of California”, the worst horror flick ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger, a closet Democrat, discovered that Maria Shriver his loving/opportunist wife of 25 years had tossed his belongings out on the driveway.

In a classic statement, Shriver felt “Terribly Unappreciated”.

An anxious nation is hopeful that Democratic bigwigs can resurrect her lackluster “journalism” career reporting for MSNBC.

Meanwhile, Arnold is testing the Hollywood waters for a futuristic movie saga where a State’s economy is ruined by a former Governor’s absurd environmental regulations.

Other hope that these two could join the 12.8% unemployed in California.

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4 Responses to Arnold “I’ll be Back”….Maria “Don’t Bother”

  1. John Erickson says:

    Ah-ha! THAT explains the MSNBC purchase of Skype today. They figure they can do a crossover “app” between Where’s Waldo and trying to make Ms. Shriver a journalist. They send her to a random place on the globe, then release hints through their new Skype network. Then you just fire up the app, and try to guess where she is. I say, first stop, Tripoli. πŸ˜‰
    As to Arnie, I think they did that one already – “Escape from LA”. Of course, they could always try some REAL sci-fi. Shoot a documentary of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, and have Arnie and Sly as the stars! (Oh, wait, that was my plan for a non-addictive sleep aid that DOESN’T turn you into a whack job like Ambien does.)
    So, do you think CGI technology will allow Arnie to appear in the next Terminator movie, or are the producers gonna have to get REALLY creative and explain why a cyborg looks like it’s aging faster than Joan Rivers’ latest facelift? πŸ˜€

    • tom says:

      Yes it does appear that Maria may have more careeer opportunities than Arnold. CBS is looking for a new Field Reporter to replace Laura Logan in Cairo. I believe there are also journalistic openings in No. Korea, Iran and Syria. Libya is out as Moammar doesn’t want another Fashion icon in country.

    • John Erickson says:

      Hey, there’s a twofer. Send Maria off to Pyongyang or Tehran, and send Arnie to Tripoli. He should get along just fine – both he and Moon-Em-More are incomprehensible, and no WAY is the PotBelly-enator gonna overshadow Khadaffy’s fashion sense! πŸ˜€

  2. John Erickson says:

    Ignore this post, WordPress and my Email aren’t talking to each other, either. Must be something in the water…..

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