Maury in major coup signs Arnold

Today Maury Povich shocked the entertainment world when he announced that he has signed Arnold Schwarzenegger to an exclusive deal to appear in all future “Who is your Baby Daddy?” episodes of the intellectually stimulating Maury Povich show. The former Body Builder, former Actor and former Governor has agreed to keep fathering babies at least until the end of the 2018 TV season.

After each episode, Maria Shriver will be compelled to produce and post on YouTube a woe is me statement.

This is by far the biggest casting announcement since Jerry Springer did a nationwide roundup of trailer parks for guests on his show.

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12 Responses to Maury in major coup signs Arnold

  1. John Erickson says:

    Did he also book Moon-Em-More for creative fashions on the show? πŸ˜‰
    Maybe we can get Charlie Sheen on for parenting advice. After all, he’s been a co-father for the kid on “Two And A Half Men” for how long now? Or maybe do a “nth Anniversary” with the Octo-mom. Junk food for the masses! πŸ˜€
    Now all we need to do is find a job for the former IMF head. I say we hire him for the TSA. After all, he sounds quite the expert on pat-downs…. πŸ˜‰

    • tom says:

      These are all highly worthy additions to the Emmy award winning Maurey show. However I opt to feature the IMF dude Dominique Strauss-Kahn. The only difference between him and a Springer guest is he had $6 Million for bail

      • John Erickson says:

        Do you happen to watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Ben Stein (yes, THAT Ben Stein) was trying to defend DSK, claiming that every hotel he’s stayed in sends in “a brigade” of chambermaids”, so DSK couldn’t have attacked one without the rest finding out. The size of this French maid “brigade”?
        Two. Dos. Zwei. A pair.
        Gee, if France defines a brigade as two people, that explains a WHOLE lot about WW1 and WW2….. πŸ˜€

      • tom says:

        It is only American maids that would be so rude to make charges. You must forget WWI and WWWII as the French are now a robust fighting force in Libya and Ivory coast or where ever Obama will “have their back”. And please note tha DSK wife who has even more money and fame is doing a Tammy Wynette and “Stand By Your Man”.

      • John Erickson says:

        Of course his wife is staying with him – her lawyer needs time to dig up dirt. With a nice “guilty” verdict from a NYC court, she’ll have all the evidence she needs to clean him out.
        Gee, I wonder if that would make HIM eligible for an IMF loan? πŸ˜‰

      • tom says:

        Merci beaucoup, but of course an IMF loan is appropriate for DSK if and onoly if there is any money left in the fund after Obama cashes out the Libyan Rebels and the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.

        And since a few of OBL wives are out of a job perhaps they could create a new brigade of maids.

      • tom says:

        New report that DSK’s DNA found on maids chirt. Shades of Monica’s Blue Dress so the outcome could be good.

      • John Erickson says:

        Ooo, oo, I can just picture it! Arnie could star in a movie with them, call it “The Cleaning Crew”! Can’t you just picture Schwizenfoozer in the lead of a group of kick-butt agents disguised as chambermaids, knocking off world criminals? “Ah’ll be back – with your towels.” Gold, dude, GOLD!!! πŸ˜€

      • tom says:

        I talked to Arnold’s Agent. You will have to put the “Cleaning Crew” on hold. Arno;ld will be staring in the “John Edwards Story” on Lifetime

      • John Erickson says:

        He better watch out, or he might be doing stand-ins for John Bobbitt! πŸ˜‰

      • John Erickson says:

        Call me when it’s a pubic hair on her Coke can. πŸ˜‰

      • tom says:

        Anita Hill proved that Clarence Thomas had all the best pick up lines. Evidently she hadn’t heard too many before that.

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