Oprah, where is my story?

As Oprah Winfrey flees broadcast TV for the “Dumb and Dumber” world of cable, I am compelled to ask “Where is the telling of my story?” Or for that matter my (gush) NEW CAR? How many times was it necessary to tell the story of Barack Obama and the vegetable Gardner ir Tim Cruise? My story is so compelling, America is being needlessly denied. And what about other compelling stories from Moammar, Hosni, Arnold, Giraldo, Stephen Segal, George W. LeBron James.

All these years, was it just about ratings and accumulating a personal fortune or did you just run out of time on your daytime show. I look forward to sharing my story on the Oprah Winfrey Network (egoless OWN) if there is anybody watching by then.

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2 Responses to Oprah, where is my story?

  1. John Erickson says:

    This is a travesty of the highest order! We must make it our goal, by the end of this decade, to put your story on OWN, and have you returned safely to Earth … er … public notoriety. We should do this thing, not because it is easy, but BECAUSE it is hard! 😀
    (This speech, presented to you by “The Idiot’s Guide to Plagiarizing JFK”.)
    I think you need to open a Facebook page, and start garnering support. I would be honoured to lead your charge on ever vaster realms of notoriety!
    Failing that, book me a flight out to you, and I’ll get you a new car of your choice. Well, ALMOST new. Low miles, one owner, recently stolen .. I mean .. recently insured, ready to drive off! Just be sure you drive off FAST! 😉

    • tom says:

      This support makes me proud to be an American.

      “Ask not what Oprah can do for you, but rather what you can do for Oprah former Harpo Exec recently canned by OWN.

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