Yesterday prize-winning Vegetable Farmer Michelle Obama shilled for the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) in rolling out the MyPlate plate to replace the old food Pyramid. Not mentioned is that since 1992 when the first USDA food guidelines came out that the pyramid was changed to bury bad info and the fact that obesity has been steadily on the rise. In many circles that would be considered a flop. However, USDA had $2.9 million sitting around for MyPlate. Most parents and their chubby checked kids already know that the 4 food groups are burgers, fries, soda and soft serve and tha fruits and vegetables upset the balance of nature.
However what really created a buzz amongst reporters at the event was the stunning haute couture bib overalls worn my Michelle Obama and designed by none other that Col. Moammar Gadhafi. This combination of rural and military look is so bold that it could only come from the Moammar for JCP collection.
Meanwhile the International Community’s Chief Food Policeman Barack Obama fresh from binging on burgers and cigarettes complimented the 1st Lady for diverting attention from the unemployment rate that is back up to 9.1%. Obama indicated that with his smart economic policies “we can” get the rate back up to an even 10%.