Tom unleashes social media to bolster sagging Blog

Channeling the genius that is a dopey looking Mark Zuckerberg, Tom is unleashing the mystical powers of social media to bolster his blog. This time instead of trying to flatter Google, Tom has sent out the social media vibes for a Flash Mob. The Flash Mob will gather at the site of the last Hindenburg blimp landing and will feature synchronized dancing of “The Jerk”.

At press time, long time Tom supporters, Col. Moammar Gadhafi, Hosni Mubarak, Harold Stassen Dr. Conrad Murray have confirmed their participation.

Stay tunes, this is really going to be BIG.

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4 Responses to Tom unleashes social media to bolster sagging Blog

  1. John Erickson says:

    If you want, I could buy a Hindenburg model, fly it over head, and blow it up on queue. “Oh, the humanity!” πŸ˜‰
    Actually, if you want some REAL media presence, you and I can leak that Sarah Palin will be there. That ALWAYS seems to bring huge press! πŸ˜€

    • tom says:

      Let’s go with the Sarah Palin appearance in the Flash Mob. she may be the only person more hated than Tom. We could see the total melt down of Tina Fey and David Letterman.

    • John Erickson says:

      Maybe we start a rumour that they let Michael Jackson’s doctor off the hook? That could generate some riotous attention. Or maybe a leak of the Palestinians getting statehood?
      Oh, wait – you want the attention on YOU. Maybe you’ve been appointed head of the new Palestinian state?
      Hey, they say there IS no bad publicity, and if you start a riot, well, they’re still gonna feature YOU! πŸ˜€

      • tom says:

        Do you know where I can pick up an old Ford Bronco cheap? I have an urge to cruise the 405 with Moammar, Dr. Conrad Murray and Michael Jackson’s corpse in the back seat. Calling A.J. Cowlings !!!!!!

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