Tom like Lindsay Lohan: Humbled by Life, Ready for a Comeback

In a brilliant counter-programing move, Tom appeared on TomVille Tonight at the same time that Lindsay Lohan was relating her sad tale to Matt Lauer on the Today Show.

Tom told host TomSon that he was humbled (yeah right) by his recent troubles, but found strength and maturity in his community service at the TomVille Morgue. While still bristling from being snubbed at the Oscars and Razzies, Tom promised that he would not fall back into drug and alcohol abuse.

Tom looking even more tan and rested than Richard Nixon said that he needs a hot commercial property to re-set his career. He is looking forward to co-starring with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen and Demi Moore in Kindergarten Cop III: Love Child’s Early Years.

 

 

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2 Responses to Tom like Lindsay Lohan: Humbled by Life, Ready for a Comeback

  1. John Erickson says:

    Remember – it’s only alcohol and drug abuse when YOU have to pay for the highs! 😉

    • tom says:

      I have to keep a close eye on the drug and alcohol money because if I ever start plastic surgery like Lindsay the bill will be huge, Michael Jackson like scale.

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