In a brilliant counter-programing move, Tom appeared on TomVille Tonight at the same time that Lindsay Lohan was relating her sad tale to Matt Lauer on the Today Show.
Tom told host TomSon that he was humbled (yeah right) by his recent troubles, but found strength and maturity in his community service at the TomVille Morgue. While still bristling from being snubbed at the Oscars and Razzies, Tom promised that he would not fall back into drug and alcohol abuse.
Tom looking even more tan and rested than Richard Nixon said that he needs a hot commercial property to re-set his career. He is looking forward to co-starring with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen and Demi Moore in Kindergarten Cop III: Love Child’s Early Years.