Rank This, Glory to Google in the Highest

Today Tom announced his new Blog Certification program with the following guarantees:

Blog content worthless and of no value = All

Content with redeeming social value = None

Content and comments meant to feed Tom’s insatiable ego = All

Potential monetizing advertising value = None

Chorus: Glory to Google in the Highest

Tom predicts that this program will guarantee that this Blog will always be ranked last by Google Search

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2 Responses to Rank This, Glory to Google in the Highest

  1. Okay, now you’ve given me a challenge. I need to write you a theme song to “O Come All Ye Faithful”, with the chorus of “Glory To Tom, In The Highest”. I’ll get back to you in a day or two – gotta let the weirdness age for a bit, just like a fine wine. (Actually, more like a cheap milk! 😉 )

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