Today Tom announced his new Blog Certification program with the following guarantees:
Blog content worthless and of no value = All
Content with redeeming social value = None
Content and comments meant to feed Tom’s insatiable ego = All
Potential monetizing advertising value = None
Chorus: Glory to Google in the Highest
Tom predicts that this program will guarantee that this Blog will always be ranked last by Google Search
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Okay, now you’ve given me a challenge. I need to write you a theme song to “O Come All Ye Faithful”, with the chorus of “Glory To Tom, In The Highest”. I’ll get back to you in a day or two – gotta let the weirdness age for a bit, just like a fine wine. (Actually, more like a cheap milk! 😉 )
I have already hired the chanting Monks who await your tune to the glory of Tom.