In a major address from the Oval Office, Barack O’TomA announced new Government services designed to bring in more than sufficient income to close the $15 Trillion federal debt. The announcement was covered by all broadcast outlets, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and FarmVille.
Coming off a highly successful GSA conference in Vegas with tons of free publicity, the General Services Administration (GSA) Party Planning Service is a natural and a must have for weddings, funerals, conferences and any off-site meeting. Special discounts are available for Quinceaneras (need the Hispanic vote) and Bar and Bat Mitzvahs (need to firm up the Jewish vote). You can choose from the menu of the services that you want including skits and practice reciting your rights under the 5th Amendment.
A separate offering is the new Secret Service Security Guard Service. Security services are offered worldwide. You can choose from a menu that includes prostitutes and tons of free publicity. It would be a natural to bundle the Guards service with GSA party planning and get a discounted rate.
Ending his speech, O’TomA proudly intoned “Now, this is change you can believe in — a real public private-partnership.”