An evolving Barack O’TomA executes a dive with an incredible degree of difficulty

As an adoring Press Corps huddled hoping for the best, a resplendent metro sexual Barack O’TomA rose to the high dive platform. An evolving O’TomA was ready to perform the evolutionary dive known as the Gay Marriage formerly known as the Civil Union when last performed in 2008. The dive includes a minimum of a triple flip-flop with a wave to his family before returning to the pike position to receive advise from his pre-teen daughters. The dive has a degree of difficulty of 51.00001 and has only been attempted and completed by Joe Biden himself.

Will O’TomA enter the water without a ripple as expected or will he belly flop.

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5 Responses to An evolving Barack O’TomA executes a dive with an incredible degree of difficulty

  1. John Erickson says:

    To me, it looked like he fell off the board. Of course, that beloved airbag and bagpipe bladder VP was there to break his fall….. 😉

    • tom says:

      Yes biden provides the contract that makes Obama look good and I think he gets a good government salary to do it. Perhaps I should look into that line of work. I am overqualified.

      • John Erickson says:

        Dude, I’ve picked things up from behind my DOG that are more qualified to be Veep! 😉

      • tom says:

        Can’t argue with you, but one might note that he was smart enough to “out” Obama

      • John Erickson says:

        Don’t give him too much credit. Even a broken clock is right twice a day! 😀

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