As an adoring Press Corps huddled hoping for the best, a resplendent metro sexual Barack O’TomA rose to the high dive platform. An evolving O’TomA was ready to perform the evolutionary dive known as the Gay Marriage formerly known as the Civil Union when last performed in 2008. The dive includes a minimum of a triple flip-flop with a wave to his family before returning to the pike position to receive advise from his pre-teen daughters. The dive has a degree of difficulty of 51.00001 and has only been attempted and completed by Joe Biden himself.
Will O’TomA enter the water without a ripple as expected or will he belly flop.
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