Today we are ever closer to war as Barack O’TomA positioned troops at the TomVille boarders, moved Navy groups to the Sea of TomVille and flooded the air with Predator drones. Tom countered with bravado and announced at a Press Conference that he has appointed his son-in-law Wont Getajob as Supreme Commander of the TomVille Defense Forces.
O’TomA is worried that Tom a Babe anti-magnet will snipe with comments on the $15 Million fundraiser hosted by Babe Magnet George Clooney. Just the mention or idea of Clooney will place the women’ vote 137% in the O’TomA column.
Clooney announced that there is nothing more important to the cause of “freedom” than having O’TomA to grease the coffers of Hollywood while they sign the song of higher taxes.
The only thing that will prevent a civil war is Los Angeles traffic that will prevent the troops from getting into battle field positions.