Mitt Tomney lauds Washington Post article and proclaims “I am a Bully”

Mitt Tomney shocked the TomVille Press when he embraced the Washington Post article declaring him a school yard bully back in the day. Tomney asked who are you going to believe? Are you going to believe your own eyes and those of observers who have certified him as the most boring man ever.

Tomney said the Washington Post story proves that not only was he a prankster, a bad boy, and a wild and crazy guy, but also a Bully.

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  1. John Erickson says:

    Hey, “prankster” and “wild & crazy guy” are nothing to be ashamed of. Though I have to plead guilty of being only second-best – the best guy actually shoved a pair of tweezers into an electrical outlet in the high-school science lab. Sounded like a 500-pound bomb went off, and killed power throughout the school. Amazing thing was, the kid lived and only had minor burns.
    Me? Well, let’s just say that me + magnesium powder + Bunsen burner = re-tiling of all science classrooms with FIREPROOF ceiling tiles……. 😉

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