A Nation holds its collective breathe after Lindsay Lohan’s car accident

America is on edge. Forget the Euro crisis and that our beloved leader Barack O’TomA lost the fund-raising crown for May to Mitt Tomney, Trillions in deficits and unemployment. Everybody wants to know if Lindsay Lohan is all right after crashing her Porsche into a dump truck.

Will she need plastic surgery. so many questions and so few answers.

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2 Responses to A Nation holds its collective breathe after Lindsay Lohan’s car accident

  1. John Erickson says:

    I haven’t heard the details yet, and haven’t done my nightly news-wrap yet. Was she driving? Something I heard said it was her assistant, or something like that.
    The poor kid. Yeah, them teeny little dump trucks are SO hard to see, and we all know how them “furren” cars fold up in accidents. Dang Nazi-mobiles! 😉

    • tom says:

      I am still investigating. However, I have not ruled out Myley Cyrus cutting the brakes as she is a natural to play Liz Taylor if something should happen to Lindsay.

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