Calls for indepth investigations center on Busty McTomHo as Administration source of leaks burnishing Tom’s credentials

Congressional leaders of both parties and news media types all want to investigate Tom’s Spokesperson Busty McTomHo as the person responsible for Administration leaks of National Security information. It is alleged that Busty and others are attempting to make Tom look fearless in the face of terrorism and rescue his flagging campaign.

Leaks place Tom in the middle of the Seal Team 6 that offed Osama tom Laden. In addition, he is alleged to have excused himself at fund-raisers to go to the bathroom and actually was piloting Predator Drones that have either took out high-ranking terrorists or goat farmers.

TV newsreader Brian Toms of NBC Nightly News wants to get Busty one-on-one as he feels she may be the inheritor of Woodward and Bernstein’s Deep Throat from the Watergate era.

Breaking News: Investigation won’t start until investigators are freed from Lindsay Lohan car crash.

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2 Responses to Calls for indepth investigations center on Busty McTomHo as Administration source of leaks burnishing Tom’s credentials

  1. Um – watch out for those leaks, especially where Busty is concerned. I hear silicon is VERY slippery…. 😉

    • tom says:

      Yes and when
      Eric Holder finishes his investigation of leaks by the Administration, I need him to investigate why my computer keeps ending up in repair shop and why the Library blocks semi-porn sites. This is more censorship than in China and during the last days of the Murbaruk Regime.

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