Barack O’TomA gets cranky and Mitt Tomney calls for a Timeout

Barack O’TomA has been getting crankier by the day in his envy of the success and money that Mitt Tomney accumulated at Vain Capital. Mitt Tomney thinks a nap may be in order and has called for an immediate timeout. Tomney recognizes the O’TomA must be overly tired as O’TomA told us in 2008 that he was the ultimate post-partisan and a proven uniter.

Besides if TomVille wants cranky, they already have Tom.

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2 Responses to Barack O’TomA gets cranky and Mitt Tomney calls for a Timeout

  1. Old Barry was so cranky, he wouldn’t even kiss Michelle when the Kiss-Cam hit him! Last time I had a buddy acting like that, we got him drunk and then got him … well … some “personal” attention. Maybe we need to do the same for Barry? (Though I gotta admit, I think the boy’s a bit wacky for not wanting to give kissus to the missus. Michelle’s a bit of a hottie! 😀 )

    • tom says:

      Sorry, but Barry is too busy kissing the collective asses of middle class voters in Ohio to kiss the ever “hottie” Michele.

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