TomVille State University takes down statue of Tom

TomVille State University (TSU) announced that due to Tom’s rather bizarre writings in this Blog that they are taking down the 8 ft. bronze statue of Tom.

In a separate announcement TSU President and Tom Son-In–Law Wont GetttaJob announced the erection of a more modern looking 84 ft. solid gold statue of Tom.

Go TSU

Please send checks payable to Tom. Write Tom’s Statue Fund in the memo line. Consult your CPA for tax advise.

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4 Responses to TomVille State University takes down statue of Tom

  1. So let’s see – 8 ft of statue goes away, replaced by an 84-ft one. That’s the old statue being 9.5% of the new statue.
    Betcha they’re gonna reuse the old statue on the new one. Right about, shall we say, dead center? Sort of a “little Tom”? πŸ˜‰

    • tom says:

      I like the idea of little Tom statues. Perhaps we can build it into a theme park and I will settle for the parking concessions.

      • Um… you missed my point. I meant that the 8-ft statue would be added onto the 84-ft statue, right where an 8-ft … extension … would go. You know, the little statue being the bigger statue’s … um … wiener? Willy? John Thomas? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

      • tom says:

        I apologize for missing your bold vision. We need to incorporate your plan with due respect to the revenue that football provides.

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