Tom has gone in to seclusion to determine the wisdom of replacing his beloved Jennifer Lopez with his beloved Mariah Carey as a judge on American Idol. Tom has called for a full portfolio of pictures to make this most intellectual of decisions. Will he prefer the Carey top or the Lopez bottom?
Then there is the short names JLo vs. MaCar. In the end Tom is a conservative and an originalist so he ends up preferring JLo.
However, Tom notes that he is not so conservative as to miss Steven Tyler (who put him on in the first place?)