Tom judges the judge situation on American Idol — Carey ousts Lopez

Tom has gone in to seclusion to determine the wisdom of replacing his beloved Jennifer Lopez with his beloved Mariah Carey as a judge on American Idol. Tom has called for a full portfolio of pictures to make this most intellectual of decisions. Will he prefer the Carey top or the Lopez bottom?

Then there is the short names JLo vs. MaCar. In the end Tom is a conservative and an originalist so he ends up preferring JLo.

However, Tom notes that he is not so conservative as to miss Steven Tyler (who put him on in the first place?)

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2 Responses to Tom judges the judge situation on American Idol — Carey ousts Lopez

  1. Oh, DANG! Mariah or Jennifer – that’s a choice requiring the wisdom of King Solomon himself! 😉
    Hey…. wait … now THERE is an idea. How ’bout the best of both worlds – graft the Carey top on the Lopez bottom? Hm… then again, maybe not. Not sure my heart could take the strain (not to mention other parts of the anatomy!) 😀

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