Last night protests around Anaheim City Hall of police shootings quickly turned violent and destructive. The City of Anaheim a wholly owned subsidiary of the Disney Corp. needed to end these riots quickly. When a massive police presence by Anaheim PD and adjacent Police Departments couldn’t stop the riots, a new innovative plan was hatched.
Disney Trams suddenly appeared and rioters quickly started boarding the trams which were destined for Knott’s Berry farm in nearby Buena Park, California. As a beaming Tom jumped on the last tram (Goofy 3) leaving the riots, he bellowed, “We are going to trash that Knott’s hood”.
Lines at Disneyland to see the trashed areas of Anaheim are estimated to be 70 minutes. This is of course a separate admission from Disneyland and California Adventure Park.