With the O’TomA Regime teetering on collapse due to persistent high unemployment, record deficits and regulations so pervasive and stifling that every company and every family needs to have a lawyer in every meeting, Tom has generously offered asylum to Barack O’TomA. The situation has become even more dire recently as a Civil War has broken out in 1,600 locations (Chick-fil-A) nationwide. Further the Free American Army allegedly led by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are posed with rhetorical attacks in major cities nationwide.
In private negotiations, Tom assured Barack that in the Democratic Republic of TomVille that he would be able to pay his beloved 39.6% tax rate. In fact Tom said that with various state and local levies, taxes in TomVille are close if not exceeding the Fair Fhare of 98.6%.
By taking this asylum offer, Tom said that he would be able to start the peaceful transition of power to Mitt Romney. This asylum would be the most statesman like action since richard Nixon turned over power to Gerald Ford.
TomVille residents are already firing their guns in the air in celebration.