Barack O’TomA lies while Mitt Tomney cries

It is hard to rate the top lies coming from the O’TomA regime. Some of the most outrageous lies include: Tomney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. Tomney laid off employees and outsources jobs years after he left Bain Capital, Tomney caused a woman to die from cancer. Tomney has a plan to raise taxes on middle class citizens and Tomney isn’t a “wild and crazy guy”. Meanwhile Tomney cries that O’TomA is unfair and that he has a poor shooting percentage from beyond the arc.

So what is Tomney to do. The psychological concept of cognitive dissonance tells us that no matter how O’TomA acts in contrast to his lofty 2008 rhetoric, people who voted for him last time are busy justifying their conflicting views.

So Tomney needs to take a creative message of a renewed and freer America to the people. There is a good chance that most people would like something better that what we have now. Tomney needs to get the word out quickly before more cognitive dissonance sets in.

Note to Mitt Tomney. if this advise doesn’t work you can discount what you paid for it by 50%.

Separately, Tom announced that should his political consultancy work fail to yield profits, he will graciously accept donations in the $3/4 Million range like the old lady school bus monitor who got bullied by some pre-teens. Tom says bring on the bullying and the cash.

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2 Responses to Barack O’TomA lies while Mitt Tomney cries

  1. Um … are you SURE you want to collect money, based on your readership? I don’t know about the rest of the crowd, but if you’re relying on me, I can’t afford a postage stamp to send you a letter saying I’m broke! šŸ˜€
    Here’s an idea – whichever state casts the fewest votes for Mitt Tomney, give to the Homeless Dictators Society. Charge ’em 10% of whatever they slipped out of their countries. THAT should keep ya going for a while! šŸ˜‰

    • tom says:

      Good point, mail it in with your check for $750,000. However when by staged video on a local bus goes viral, I could blow up big quick.

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