Today, Tom stood up for responsible journalism as he ripped the National Enquirer for an August 13, 2012 article stating that lovable former child star and Michael Jackson Apologist Macauley Culkin would be dead from drugs in 6 months.
Tom called the National Enquirer out for a sensationalized attempt to boost readership and advertising income.
Tom indicated that this was especially galling as his research including Senator Harry Reid’s impeccable source that broke the story that Mitt Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. With the Senate majority Leader and this source, Tom has definitively predicted that the Culkin death would actually occur in 5 months and 29 days.
Separately TomVille State University, home of the fighting football Whigs, announced that they would be awarding their prestigious journalism award “The Bankrupt” to Tom.