In news that Democratic party activist and Barack O’TomA have been praying for, Central Casting announced that Tom will be available to star in political commercials.
What could be better than having the most despised man in America pictured shoving little old ladies in wheelchairs off cliffs, pick pocketing women’s purses, stealing women’s birth control pills, smoking big cigars, drinking fine brandy and counting big piles of money, shouting from the back of the church during gay marriages when asked if anybody objects or forever hold their peace, taking food off the table of poor people and hating on green energy.
This could be the best boost to the O’TomA campaign since the Honey Badger.
“Lets roll with this stuff. It is the right thing to do” thundered Barack.