The Queen of England has engaged Tom to investigate the naked pictures of Prince William that are going viral in the Internet. Tom had determined unequivocally that these naked pictures allegedly from a Vegas romp are actually Photoshoped of Prince Harry’s head imposed on Tom’s buck naked butt picture.
As bad as this scandal is and the unpleasant nature of Tom’s naked Butt, it could be worse.
In a private conversation with the Queen, Tom said they could have used Prince Charle’s naked butt or heavens forbid the naked behind of Camilla Parker-Bowles-Windsorcastle. The Queen winced and yelled to Tom “go to your room”
Meanwhile Barack O’TomA has ordered NSA to scour the web and delete all images of Tom’s butt. “It is the right thing to do and we need to spare our women and children.”