Tom was awash in self congratulations as he announced that No Time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong will compete in this years Tour de TomVille. The entry of Armstrong should bolster sagging Access Cable TV ratings and bring in some heavy-hitter sponsors such as TomVille Pet Grooming swelling the total purse.
In what now looks to be an incredible bit of timing, Tom just yesterday announced that he had forgiven Lance Armstrong for cheating on Cheryl Crow with Matthew Machoney.
At the press conference announcing the entry, Armstrong said that the Tour de TomVille was part of his “In Your Face World Tour 2012” that started yesterday with his mooning of the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
I expect to wear the Tour de TomVille Lime Green and Avocado Jersey for each and every day of the competition crowed Armstrong.
Separately, it was announced that Tom would be riding the Schwinn Cruiser pace bike in the down hill start.