RNC and DNC Conventions brace for the political carnage from the projected path of Hurricane Tom

Mitt Tomney and Barack O’TomA and their respective minions at the Republican National Convention and the Democratic National Convention are bracing themselves as they are in the path of a devastating Category 7 political Hurricane Tom is spinning their way. The balance of power in the free world hangs in the balance.

Tom is still smarting over the fact that his respective candidates H. Ross Perot and Harold Stassen or H-Rod Clinton did not get the nominations. He might unhinge from the truth or sanity at any moment.

The only reporter capable of matching wits with Tom is the assigned pool reporter, Geraldo Rivera.

Let the fun begin.

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4 Responses to RNC and DNC Conventions brace for the political carnage from the projected path of Hurricane Tom

  1. You might want to be a wee bit careful. I understand that hot, dry air is the nemesis of a hurricane. And Lord knows, both conventions will have a glut of both….. 😉

    • tom says:

      Hot Air is always a threat in Hurricane Tom’s line of work. However the bigger threat to the hurricane is cold water. Rumors have it that Barack O’TomA has dispatched Joe Biden to douse Tom with an unparalled bath of intellectual cold water.

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