Look for Tom in the Front Row during New York’s Fashion Week

PR firms for major designers are scrambling to seat Tom in the Fron Row on the Runways of major fashion shows at this years’ New York Fashion Week. Right now tom is still negotiating to be seated between Vogue Editor Anna Wintour and Celebrity Booty (er TV) star Kim Kardashian.

As you surely remember Tom is in such demand as he spotted early fashion trends and fashion sense demonstrated by Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Sacha Baron Cohen, Kim Jong Eun and the late beloved Leader Col. Moammar Gadhafi.

Tom is hoping for numerous After-Party opportunities.


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4 Responses to Look for Tom in the Front Row during New York’s Fashion Week

  1. So how’s the new Al-Assad line going? Are we gonna get a tempting glance at the show? Or did the airplane carrying the samples get shot down over Damascus? 😉

    • tom says:

      Sadly for Bashar, I can’t champion the el-Assad fashion line. Have you seen him. He appears to have been forn in an ill fitting Men’ Warehouse suit.

      Good god, the man is an Opththamokogist.

      However, I do seem him with a role in Expendables 3

      • Can’t you do something for Asma? She’s at least passably hot AND well-dressed. And, if all else fails, you could whip up something in red T-shirts for today’s 46th Anniversary of Star Trek! (“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a fashion consultant!” 😀 )

      • tom says:

        Good God, Asma Al-Assad does have a lot of fashion sense. Judging form her pictures, Tom needs to move Anna Wintour back a row and seat her right next to him.

        If the syrian regime falls, there could be a role for Asma in a TomVille Administration (4 More Years).

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