Emulating Zuckerberg’s effort to shore up a tanking Facebook stock, Tom announces that he will not be selling Facebook shares.

Today Tom attempted to smooth the markets by following the lead of Mark Zuckerberg and announcing that he would not be selling any Facebook shares.

As tom made the announcement, he Aides were frantically whispering in he ear, “But Tom, you don’t own any Facebook shares”. A n angry Tom shot back, “change the official announcement to Solyndra shares. What the hell, Barack O’TomA could get reelected.”

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3 Responses to Emulating Zuckerberg’s effort to shore up a tanking Facebook stock, Tom announces that he will not be selling Facebook shares.

  1. Hey, you’re in good company. There are MILLIONS of loyal Facebook fans who aren’t selling their shares. The only fly in the ointment are the handful of major holders, who are dumping them like toxic waste into Lake Erie…… 😀

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