Taking precious time off from God’s work of blaming Mitt Tomney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush and Gerald Ford for the snail pace recovery, Barack O’TomA announced a new program to subsidize unemployed adult children who are trying to retake their old childhood bedrooms.
O’TomA said that these government economic stimulus grants are high velocity dollars and can be used to launch assaults on family homes, sneak in thru bedroom windows, etc.. In addition to monetary grants, the government has launched a new website iwantmyoldbedroomback.gov which will provide additional strategies that can be used.
Parents are rallying around a new SuperPAC “No Way” to help parents resist this assault and answer probing questions. Mothers across America are saying that this cause is even more important than free contraception for women.
Perplexed parents want to know if these government sponsored assaults succeed, will they be required to pay a government scale allowance? Will government relations allow parents to require that their adult children take out the trash and wash the car in exchange for the allowance or will they be required to pay $8.50/hour for these chores?
O’TomA will explain how this program helps the middle class on TomVille Tonight.