Fresh off his Ryder Cup victory where he doubled for Tiger Woods, Barack O’TomA celebrated his sparkling performance in the first Presidential Debate last night. As the Presidential Limo motored down Denver streets, Barack popped out of the moon roof chugging a magnum of champagne. “We cleaned Tomney’s clock. We cleaned his mother’s clock and we can’t be beat” thundered a rejuvenated O’TomA.
As the trash talking continued, O’TomA directed the Limo driver to take him to Mile High Stadium were he recreated his acceptance speech of 2008 to a giant picture of George W. Bush. (safe in the comfort of the TelePrompter)