Feeling the heat, Barack O’TomA adds Hilliary Clinton to Benghazi security team

Feeling the intense political heat and still bristling from her run to the end for the Democratic nomination in 2008, Barack O’TomA announced today that he was posting H. Rod Clinton to the Benghazi, Libya Embassy Security Team. 

H. Rod will be outfitted with a toy side arm and a trenching shovel

Upon hearing the news of her new assignment, H. Rod was heard to mutter, that the SOB was awake at 3 a.m. plotting this.

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3 Responses to Feeling the heat, Barack O’TomA adds Hilliary Clinton to Benghazi security team

  1. Give her a paintball gun, and she’d be better armed than the real guards. Then again, given the right kind of E-tool, she could do some REAL damage! (I talked to a WW2 vet who once actually killed a Soviet soldier with ONE swing of his E-tool. Scary!)
    Now all we need is a new security chief for Yemen. Is Billy-boy available? 😀

    • tom says:

      What was I thinking. of course the paint ball gun with the blue paint balls that H. Rod used to beat the fat ass of Monica Lewinski will do fine. But under the circumstances, I may have to withdraw permission to use the e-Tool

      • What’s the matter, afraid of her striking a killing blow, or worse? Remember, whether it’s decapitation or castration, either way, you lose your head! 😯 😀

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