In a stunning announcement, America’s sweetheart Lindsay Lohan endorsed Mitt Tomney for President. It seems like just the other night that lovely LiLo was demonstrating Family Values as she kicked the ass of her cocaine loaded mother.
Mitt Tomney decried the press coverage of this announcement when he asked “why didn’t they tell us what she was wearing? Was her hair and make-up just right? Will she shut-up and go away before this endorsement kills our campaign?”
BREAKING NEWS: Lilo will appear on TomVille Tonight