Californians were is 7th Heaven yesterday when they opened their Sample Ballots to se the dynamic team of Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan running for President and V.P on the Peace and Freedom ticket. Finally a real choice rather than the choice of more stagflation from Barack O’TomA or a dynamic recovery from Mitt Tomney.
If elected Cindy Sheehan will move the V.P. Office to Crawford, TX where she can spend 4 more years harassing George W. Bush. This could spark an economic recovery for Crawford.
Ms. Barr on the other hand will be an authentic middle class President rather than phony middle class members such as O’Toma and Joe Biden. And of course Roseanne can meet or exceed the crudeness demonstrated by Biden in the debate with her hands down (way down), Rather than telling Putin she will take care of him if reelected picked up by an open mic, Roseanne can just signal Putin with her infamous groin grab motion.
And for patriotism, Barr is already planning to lead the nation in a daily singing of the Nation Anthem.