Tom was quick to declare the Foreign Affairs debate between Mitt Tomney and Barack O’TomA a draw with both candidates sorely wanting. It was an embarrassment to Wilt Chamberlin,
Neither of these guys demonstrated any ability to talk a woman out of her burka or get a Russian Babe to Re-Set for another round of “talks”. Neither has a sex tape out much less able to critique a YouTube video. My God, even Paris Hilton is more qualified than these two to have foreign affairs.
Mitt Tomney can’t even use a Coca-cola to seduce a woman and Barack O’TomA is so laid back from smoking all that weed in Hawaii that he could care less.
How can you talk a muscular foreign policy when the old Vegetable Gardener Michele has more muscle tone.
So who should America vote for between these two. My guess is that the best choice is Mitt Tomney as he would cut the best figure escaping a lakeside tryst on a jet ski with a Swedish husband in hot pursuit.
BREAKING NEWS: Tom will appear on TomVille Tonight to brandish his Foreign Affairs capabilities.