The International community is girding themselves for the epic event on November 25, 2012 when the World will stand still for the premiere of Liz and Dick documentary on Lifetime (or Life Line). The epic stars none other than TomVille’s own favorite Lindsay Lohan.
Now we can reveal that her surgically enhanced breasts were sculpted not only to get favorable court rulings when wearing tight sweater, but also perfectly match Liz Taylor’s.
Most critics will agree that in her first starring role in 9 years, LiLo will burst onto the screen in an acting triumph that rivals the performance of Hollywood’s most beloved stars.
LiLo captured the spirit in her promo where she declared herself a natural because both Lix (earned) and LiLo (stolen) love diamonds.