At 9 p.m. EST on 11/25/2012, the civilized world will stand still

The International community is girding themselves for the epic event on November 25, 2012 when the World will stand still for the premiere of Liz and Dick documentary on Lifetime (or Life Line).  The epic stars none other than TomVille’s own favorite Lindsay Lohan.

Now we can reveal that her surgically enhanced breasts were sculpted not only to get favorable court rulings when wearing tight sweater, but also perfectly match Liz Taylor’s.

Most critics will agree that in her first starring role in 9 years, LiLo will burst onto the screen in an acting triumph that rivals the performance of Hollywood’s most beloved stars.

LiLo captured the spirit in her promo where she declared herself a natural because both Lix (earned) and LiLo (stolen) love diamonds.

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4 Responses to At 9 p.m. EST on 11/25/2012, the civilized world will stand still

  1. Well, at least when they were documenting the shooting of “Anthony and Cleopatra”, they didn’t have to worry that LiLo would drown. After all, silicon is lighter than water, no? “In case of a water landing, the lead actress can double as a flotation device”. 😉 😀

    • tom says:

      Keeping an open mind for even more positive vibes for LiLo.

      I Googled Worst Actresses and poor Lindsay didn’t even make the top 10. But Carmen electra did so obviously this list can’t be trusted.

      • How do I put this discretely? I have seen a number of Carmen Electra movies, “Meet The Spartans” being the only one I can think of, and frankly put, it ain’t her acting talents I’m watching! 😉

      • tom says:

        Yes, Carmen Electra demonstrates the acting abilities that us older folkes appreciated in Rachel welch

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