Emulating the Administration’s negotiator, Tom grants himself sweeping new powers

Emulating his mentor, Tom granted himself sweeping new Executive, Legislative and Judicial powers to fine tune the democracy in TomVille.  These powers far exceed those wielded by the beloved Hosni Mubarak , falling far short of the powers now self conferred by Mohamed Mursi.

Tom wondered out loud, shy didn’t I do this sooner.

BREAKING NEWS:  Mubarak still isn’t dead (or is he?).

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4 Responses to Emulating the Administration’s negotiator, Tom grants himself sweeping new powers

  1. Hey, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself, right? 😀
    Besides, only absolute power corrupts absolutely, and you haven’t taken on ALL the powers. After all, if you did, I might actually get my mail on time! 😉

    • tom says:

      I do like the sound of “corruption” as I think I could come to like it. As for your mail delivery, we have a government program dedicated to this (if you are in the “Middle class”)

      • That would explain a lot. We’re less in the “middle class”, more so in the “no class”. 😉

      • tom says:

        Yes lower class neighborhoods are too dangerous and upper class neighborhoohs the driveways are too long. The solution. Direct Deposit. Keep the Post Office dilivering to the Middle Class (themselves)

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