Mel Gibson reaching out to help Lindsay Lohan. Can Tom be far behind?

The world took on a warm glow today as Mel Gibson said “I may reach out to her (Lohan) again.”ย  This is after Charlie Sheen tried to get a little er help her and failed.

With the IRS in control of her bank accounts, a potential assault charge and three road-related misdemeanors that could affect her probation, LiLo is in such a dark place that if Gibson fails only the lecherous Tom is waiting in the wings to help.

Tom’s heart was saddened to learn that if returned to jail in Los Angeles despite overcrowding, the ever lovely and surgically enhanced Ms. Lohan may have to spend up to three hours in jail.ย  “What about the 8th Amendment? ” said a sobbing Tom.

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6 Responses to Mel Gibson reaching out to help Lindsay Lohan. Can Tom be far behind?

  1. Oh, Tom, go to her NOW. Immediately, if not sooner. If I’m gonna see a beaver, I’d prefer Lindsay’s to Mel’s! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  2. Why so enamored with LiLo? You got a thing for twenty-somethings who look 40? lol

    • tom says:

      Because they are far less maintenance than 40 year olds trying to look 20 ๐Ÿ™‚ Besides LiLo is one of the great unappreciated actresses of our time.

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