The world took on a warm glow today as Mel Gibson said “I may reach out to her (Lohan) again.” This is after Charlie Sheen tried to get a little er help her and failed.
With the IRS in control of her bank accounts, a potential assault charge and three road-related misdemeanors that could affect her probation, LiLo is in such a dark place that if Gibson fails only the lecherous Tom is waiting in the wings to help.
Tom’s heart was saddened to learn that if returned to jail in Los Angeles despite overcrowding, the ever lovely and surgically enhanced Ms. Lohan may have to spend up to three hours in jail. “What about the 8th Amendment? ” said a sobbing Tom.