After extensive investigation, today Tom blew the lid off the plot to Murder and/or Castrate (who knew he had balls) fading Mega Star Justin Bieber.
Readers may remember that Bieber hasn’t had much publicity since trying to escape paparazzi in a Fisker Karma on the Hollywood Freeway(maximum speed 15 m.p.h.) This caper drew the attention of our Dear Leader Barack O’TomA who opined that Bieber was doing the “right thing” driving an electric car while castigating him for being in the top 2% and not demanding a tax increase.
Tom has analyzed all the publicity angles on the Murder Castration plot and can confirm two truths. One is that as Bieber’s fan base ages from pre-horny teen girls to horny teen girls, he needs to make a statement that he does have balls and hone his image to more of a bad boy. Second, he is trying to suck the air our of the publicity room that was building for Lindsay Lohan is angling for jail to enhance her street cred. With this additional street cred, she will move from Mean Girls Fame to Liz and Dick Lifetime movie to staring in a Oprah Winfrey presentation of “The Hillary Clinton Story”.
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