With all the sappy news stories about some dipstick “Paying It forward”, Tom is compelled to clarify the concept and renames it “Pay It Backward”. what these saps are doing is paying for some strangers coffee who is ahead of them in line.
Tom pointed out that “Paying It Backward” is the correct concept and is limited to paying for Tom and his team of Mrs. Tom, TomPa, Busty McTomHo, TommySue, son-in-law Wont GettaJob and Hugo Chavez. When you see these people behind you, you pick up the tab. If one is in a new car showroom, you buy them a car.
How you may ask can you recognize Tom. He is the one in the rearview mirror with the big shit eating grin.