In a bold move TomVille State TV has broken away from wall-to-wall coverage of Chelsea Clinton’s National Day of Service photo ops to cover Tom’s Coronation. Crack reporters from TomVille Tonight, Access TomVille, Good Morning TomVille and OMG Outsider will cover ever aspect of the Coronation from the ride from his tract house in suburban TomVille to the Church of TomVille Cathedral (former K-Mart) in a ’62 Chevy Impala 409 convertible low-rider.
It was just last night that Tom realized that being Coroneted as King was so much more efficient that trying to become a dictator. He then started planning for the 3-day event. Also in his first act as King, Tom will declare Prince Charles and the ever lovely Camilla as heirs to the throne. They have about as fat a chance for this crown as they do for England.
Meanwhile mainstream media are all a Twitter over the Inauguration of Dictators Barack O’TomA and Hugo Chavez. Right now O’TomA is favored over Chavez to appear.
God save the King.
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