Tom eyes Lindsay Lohan’s new tattoos and declares her hotter than a lithium-ion battery

Lindsay Lohan dazzled court observers with new tattoos that included a red double triangle and quotes from Shakespeare and Bridget Bardot.  Coupled with a stunning dress spotlighting her superb surgically enhanced boobs, there is no Prosecutor that can win this case.  she is just too hot for jail.

When asked for his reaction, Tom philosophically opined that LiLo is hotter than a lithium-ion battery designed by CEO (Chief Electrical Officer) Barack O’TomA.  As these green nemeses burn in Dreamliners, Chevy Volts, Cargo planes and in laptops worldwide.

Thankfully, Lindsay only sets our hearts on fire.


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