Tom garners $1 Trillion government contract for skeet clay pigeons

Lost in all the controversy about Barack O’TomA’s photoshopped skeet shooting pictures was the General Services Administration announcement that the O’TomA Administration has inked a $1 Trillion contract for Tom to provide Skeet Clay Pigeons to satisfy the prodigious skeet needs of Barack O’TomA.

Tom won the clay pigeon contract with an innovative design that included a picture of either Tom, Mitt Tomney, Rush Tombaugh or Neutron Tom painted on each clay pigeon. 

“Pull” roared O’TomA

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