Tom announces tent sale of gently used Dreamliner lithium-ion batteries

Green enthusiasts were all a Twitter with news that Tom is planning a sale of previously owned, gently used, certified, Dreamliner lithium-ion batteries.

Tom enthused that these batteries are ideal for converting cars to electric vehicles.  With these batteries, we can almost guarantee that your carbon footprint will be reduced to zero.

Vacant, Transportation Secretary, indicated that the government is financing the production of even more of these batteries to meet the needs of Tom’s massive sale.

ADD:  Tom encourages you to bring the family as he will be serving free hot dogs off the lithium-ion BBQ.

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