Tom announces discounted Valentine’s Day cruise packages aboard the Triumph

Tom’s Travel CEO announced the immediate availability of discounted Valentine Day cruise packages in the Gulf of Mexico aboard the renowned Carnival Cruise ship Triumph.  Passengers will depart from Mobile, Alabama and join the cruise either by parashoot or high line transfer.

Tom said at these prices, you just can’t go wrong.  He said that the packages are especially suited for plumbers and their wives, girl friends or mistresses.

Tom said that he can virtually guarantee you your 15 minutes of fame as extensive media coverage is expected when the ship docks.

Call now, operators are standing by.

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4 Responses to Tom announces discounted Valentine’s Day cruise packages aboard the Triumph

  1. And don’t forget your special tour package, which not only includes your passage on the ship, but a free bus ride to New Orleans from Mobile, AL; a solar-powered cellphone charger; and a box of Ziploc-brand bags for ALL your toilet needs! (Water-proof matches, Sterno cans, and out-of-date MREs are available for a small additional fee of $99.95. 😉 )

  2. It could also be advertised as a weight loss cruise too!! Lol

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