Tom’s Travel CEO announced the immediate availability of discounted Valentine Day cruise packages in the Gulf of Mexico aboard the renowned Carnival Cruise ship Triumph. Passengers will depart from Mobile, Alabama and join the cruise either by parashoot or high line transfer.
Tom said at these prices, you just can’t go wrong. He said that the packages are especially suited for plumbers and their wives, girl friends or mistresses.
Tom said that he can virtually guarantee you your 15 minutes of fame as extensive media coverage is expected when the ship docks.
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