Today, it was announced that POTUS Barack O’TomA has taken a second job with Burger King selling the “Sequester Whopper” to make en s meet after his golfing vacation with Tiger and Michelle separate vacation to Aspen.
Like fellow Federal bureaucrats, his style has been crimped by the Sequester. Reaching to his standard playbook he threatened to lay off first responders and teachers because of the Republicans.
But wait, everybody from Bob Woodward of the Washington Post (where is Deep Throat when we need him) to the President’s own Press Secretary admit that the Sequester was Barack’s idea in the summer of 2011.
Cue the fairness and balanced approach tunes.