Barack O’TomA takes second job with Burger King selling Sequester Whoppers

Today, it was announced that POTUS Barack O’TomA has taken a second job with Burger King selling the “Sequester Whopper” to make en s meet after his golfing vacation with Tiger and Michelle separate vacation to Aspen.

Like fellow Federal bureaucrats, his style has been crimped by the Sequester.  Reaching to his standard playbook he threatened to lay off first responders and teachers because of the Republicans.

But wait, everybody from Bob Woodward of the Washington Post (where is Deep Throat when we need him) to the President’s own Press Secretary admit that the Sequester was Barack’s idea in the summer of 2011.

Cue the fairness  and balanced approach tunes.


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2 Responses to Barack O’TomA takes second job with Burger King selling Sequester Whoppers

  1. I just really wanted to hear the coversation between Barack and Michelle before that weekend. “You’re going golfing with WHO?” “But honey, he’s the world’s greatest golfer!” “Yeah, and a damn CHEAT! You WATCH yourself ’round that guy!” “But sweetie, it’s just golf!” “Don’t you sweetie ME!”
    No wonder they had a separate-vacation weekend. Had to let things calm down, ’cause I don’t think there’s a First Couch! 😉

    • tom says:

      Surely Barack mentioned that Tiger has taken the cure and he is probaly too chicken to cheat as Michelle could beat him in a 15 round MMA bout any day.

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