Tom corrals new meat supply to meet Euro (EU) demand

For the past few days, Tom has been scrambling to roundup a stable supply of horse meat to meet the sudden demand coming from the European Union (EU).

Tom has assured his European customers that he has taken options of Black Beauty, Champion, Sea Biscuit, Trigger, Silver and the Budweiser Clydesdales.

BREAKING NEWS: Tom will appear on location in France in full Cowboy regalia.  News Directors for TomVille Tonight, OMG the Outsider, and Access TomVille should take appropriate steps to cover his historic event.


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2 Responses to Tom corrals new meat supply to meet Euro (EU) demand

  1. Well, any good dish should travel well, and how to travel better than with a horse? After all, if you are what you eat, would you rather look like Elsie or Trigger? 😀

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